ငါရွိေနခဲ့တယ္

အနာဂတ္ကုိလည္း

ၾကိဳမတြက္ဘူး

အတိတ္ကုိလည္း မတူးဆြဘူး

ငါကလက္ရွိအေနအထားေလးမွာ

နင့္ေၾကာင့္ေနေပ်ာ္တတ္လာခဲ့တာ ။။

နင့္ကုိခ်စ္တဲ့စိတ္ေတြနဲ႕

ငါ့ကုိငါေတာင္ မမွတ္မိေလေတာ့့

ငါ့ရင္ခြင္ၾကားက

နင့္ပံုရိပ္ေတြက

ငါ့ကုိယ္ပြားေတြလုိ ျဖစ္ေနခဲ့ျပီ ။။

အဆံုးသတ္မယ့္ ကဗ်ာတပုဒ္ပါ

စာလုံးေပါင္းေတြ မွားႏုိင္ေပမယ့့္္

ခံစားခ်က္ကေတာ့ သတ္ပံုအမွန္ပါပဲ ။

၀ါက်ေတြမွာ

သဒၵါမွားရင္မွားမယ္

ရင္ခုန္သံကေတာ့ အထားအသုိမလြဲဘူး ။

ရုိးသားမွူေတြနဲ႕

လုံလုံျခံဳျခံဳ ၀တ္ရံုေပးထားတယ္၊

အယူခံ၀င္တယ္ပဲဆုိဆုိ

ေျဖာင့္ခ်က္ေပးတယ္ပဲ

ေျပာေျပာအဲ့ဒီမွာနင္မရွိတဲ့

ေန႕ရက္ေတြေရာနင္ရွိခဲ့တဲ့ ေန႕ရက္ေတြေရာ

အစီအစဥ္တက်ရွိေနတာကုိ

နင္ေတြ႕လိမ့္မယ္။။

လြမ္းလက္စ

ေမရယ္ မေမ႕ဘူးပဲထား
ေဆာင္းေရာက္ၿပီေနာ္ . . .
လြမ္းလက္စမွမကုန္ေသးခင္လာျပန္ၿပီ
ႏွင္းေငြ႕ေတြမိုးေတြသည္းလို႕ေကာင္းေနတုန္း
ၿဗဳန္း..ဆိုေဆာင္းေရာက္လာတယ္...........

ျမဴေတြေထာင္းလေမာင္းထေအာင္ဆိုင္းလွို႕
မႈိင္းညိဳ႕ညိဳ႕ဟိုေတာတန္းျဖတ္သန္းဖို႕ႀကံခဲ႕စဥ္က
ေနရာမေရြးတဲ႕အလြမ္း
သူကပဲတပန္းသာေရာ႕သလား

အေမးမ်ားစြာအေတြးတရား........
အစဥ္မွာ....ေဘးမမ်ားခ်င္တာလဲပါရဲ႕
အနႏၱသူရိယ..အမတ္ႀကီးေရးတဲ႕
\"သူတည္းတေယာက္\".....အစခ်ီတဲ႕
မ်က္ေျဖလကၤာကေရာရင္ကိုတိုက္စားခဲ႕ေလသလား.......

အမွတ္မ်ားစြာ.....ရင္ခြင္မွာ
စုရတနာလိုဥထားတဲ႕
ေစညႊန္ရာကိုေရာ္ရမ္းမွန္းဆ....
တမ္းတရတာအႀကိမ္ႀကိမ္ပါပဲ.......

ေထာင္းလေမာင္းေၾကတဲ႕
ေဆာင္းေပါင္းလည္းမနည္းေတာ႕
ခပ္ေပါ႕ေပါ႕ေလးေတြးရယင္ေလ
လြမ္းေနခ်င္ေသးတယ္ ..

Do u Have a Boyfriend or Girlfriend

Story I

E: Do u have a boyfriend?
C: I have.
E: Is he working Locally?
C: No. He is working Overseas.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u !
C: Why?
E: U will not be able to settle down here permanently. And my Company don't
want to pay extra expenses on the Overseas calls just because of u.


Story II

E: Any girl friends?
C: No.
E: So far chased any before?
C: Have, but not successful.
E: Ever think of getting a job first then start looking for a girlfriend?
C: Career is first priority. Currently didn't want to consider This personal
issue.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ u.
C: Why?
E: You are lacking of P.R skills and confidence!!



Story III

E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: Not quite.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you.
C: Why? Will this affect your company's reputation?
E: No, it does not affect the company's reputation but because My company is
dealing with arts, our company requested an artist.


Story IV


E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she pretty?
C: yes
E: Is she your first lover?
C: Yes.
E: Sorry, we can't employ you because you lack of fighting spirit.



Story V


E: Any girlfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is she your first lover?
C: No. Have a few already.
E: Sorry, my company cannot employ you because you are a "grasshopper" ! (Job
hoper lah!)



Story VI

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich?
C: No.
E: Then sorry, my company cannot employ you because our Company is dealing
with money and you will seduce.

Story VII

E: Any boyfriends?
C: Yes.
E: Is he rich ?
C: Yes, very rich.He owns a company.
E: Sorry, we cannot employ you because your boyfriend don't Even want to
employ you, neither do we!
C: But,...... there is no position in his company.
E: Then,..... what is your qualification?
C: Secretary!
E: Sorry, we still cannot employ you because your prettiness Will affect
your managers' working spirits.
C: But,...... I am not pretty at all.
E: It is even worse because my managers will not be interested In you!!

Newton`s Law Of Love

NEWTON IN ROMANTIC MOOD..............


Universal Law Of Love:

" Love Can Neither Be Created Nor Be Destroyed; Only It Can Transfer From
One Girlfriend To Another Girlfriend With Some Loss Of Money "



First Law Of Love:

" A Boy In Love With A Girl, Continue To Be In Love With Her And A Girl
In Love With A Boy, Continue To Be In Love With Him, Until Or Unless
Any External Agent(Brother Or Father Of The Gal) Comes Into Play And
Break The Legs Of The Boy. "



Second Law Of Love:

" The Rate Of Change Of Intensity Of Love Of A Girl Towards A Boy Is
Directly Proportional To The Instantaneous Bank Balance Of The Boy And
The Direction Of This Love Is Same To As Increment Or Decrement Of The
Bank Balance. "



Third Law Of Love:

" The Force Applied While Proposing A Girl By A Boy Is Equal And Opposite
To The Force Applied By The Girl While Slapping."

Man & Woman

Men and Women
~Some Interesting Facts~


A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't want


A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.


A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.


To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.


Married men live longer than single men.
But married men are a lot more willing to die.


Any married man should forget his mistakes.
No sense two people remembering the same thing


Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.


A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change and she does.


A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Software Engineer Husband & his Wife

Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.

Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.

Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.

Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.

Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.

Wife - at least give me your credit card,
i can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.

Wife - i made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.

Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.

Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to
Reboot.

Wife - what is the relation between you & your
Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.

Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.

Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.

Wife - i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will
Close.

Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.

Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.

Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger ??

Why wedding ring should put on the fourth finger ??

Pls follow the below step, really god make this a miracle


1. Firstly, show your palm, centre finger bend and put together back to back
2. Secondly, the rest 4 fingers tips to tips
3. Games begin, follow the below arrangement, 5 fingers but only 1 pair cannot split
4. Try to open your thumb, the thumb represent parents, it can be open because all human does go thru sick and dead. Which is our parents will leave us one day

50 Things everyone Should Know

1 The word "queue" is the only word in the English language that is still pronounced the same way when the last four letters are removed.

2 Beetles taste like apples, wasps like pine nuts, and worms like fried bacon.

3 Of all the words in the English language, the word 'set' has the most definitions!

4 What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

5 "Almost" is the longest word in the English language with all the letters in alphabetical order.

6 "Rhythm" is the longest English word without a vowel.

7 In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child.

8 A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off!

9 Human thigh bones are stronger than concrete.

10 You can't kill yourself by holding your breath1.

11 There is a city called Rome on every continent.

12 It's against the law to have a pet dog in Iceland!

13 Your heart beats over 100,000 times a day!

14 Horatio Nelson, one of England's most illustrious admirals was throughout his life, never able to find a cure for his sea-sickness.

15 The skeleton of Jeremy Bentham is present at all important meetings of the University of London.

16 Right handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

17 Your ribs move about 5 million times a year, everytime you breathe!

18 The elephant is the only mammal that can't jump!

19 One quarter of the bones in your body, are in your feet!

20 Like fingerprints, everyone's tongue print is different!

21 The first known transfusion of blood was performed as early as 1667, when Jean-Baptiste, transfused two pints of blood from a sheep to a young man.

22 Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin!

23 The present population of 5 billion plus people of the world is predicted to become 15 billion by 2080.
24 Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

25 Adolf Hitler was a vegetarian, and had only ONE testicle.

26 Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.

27 Months that begin on a Sunday will always have a "Friday the 13th."

28 Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren't added to it.

29 On average a hedgehog's heart beats 300 times a minute.

30 More people are killed each year from bees than from snakes.

31 The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long or write approximately 50,000 English words.

32More people are allergic to cow's milk than any other food.

33Camels have three eyelids to protect themselves from blowing sand.

34 The placement of a donkey's eyes in its' heads enables it to see all four feet at all times!

35The six official languages of the United Nations are: English, French, Arabic, Chinese, Russian and Spanish.

36 Earth is the only planet not named after a god.

37 It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

38 You're born with 300 bones, but by the time you become an adult, you only have 206.

39 Some worms will eat themselves if they can't find any food!

40 Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

41 It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

42 The worlds oldest piece of chewing gum is 9000 years old!

43 The longest recorded flight of a chicken is 13 seconds.

44 Queen Elizabeth I regarded herself as a paragon of cleanliness. She declared that she bathed once every three months, whether she needed it or not.

45 Slugs have 4 noses.46 Owls are the only birds who can see the colour blue.

47 A man named Charles Osborne had the hiccups for 69 years!

48 A giraffe can clean its ears with its 21-inch tongue!

49 The average person laughs 10 times a day!

50 An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

Life together

One fine day, an old couple around the age of 70, walks into a lawyer's office.
Apparently, they are there to file a divorce.
Lawyer was very puzzled, after having a chat with them, he got their story....
This couple had been quarreling all their 40 over yrs of marriage nothing ever seems to go right.

They hang on because of their children, afraid that it might affect their up-bringing. Now, all their children have already grown up, have their own family, there's nothing else the old couple have to worry about, all they wanted is to lead their own life free from all these years of unhappiness from their marriage, so both agree on a divorce....

Lawyer was having a hard time trying to get the papers done, because he felt that after 40 yrs of marriage at the age of 70, he couldnt understand why the old couple would still want a divorce..

While they were signing the papers, the wife told the husband..
"I really love u, but i really cant carry on anymore, I'm sorry.."
"Its o.k, i understand.." said the husband. Lookin at this, the lawyer suggested a dinner together, just 3 of them, wife thought, why not, since they are still gonna be friends..

At the dining table, there was a silence of awkwardness.
The first dish was roasted chicken, immediately, the old man took the drumstick for the old lady.."take this, its your favourite.."

Looking at this, the lawyer thought maybe there's still a chance, but the wife was frowning when she answer.."
This is always the problem, you always think so highly of yourself, never thought about how I feel, dont you know that i hate drumsticks?"

Little did she know that, over the years, the husband have been trying all ways to please her, little did she know that drumsticks was the husband's favourite. Little did he know that she never thought he understand her at all, little did he know that she hates drumsticks even though all he wants is the best for her.

That night, both of them couldnt sleep, toss and turn, toss and turn...after hours, the old man couldnt take it anymore, he knows that he still loves her, and he cant carry on life without her, he wants her back, he wants to tell her, he is sorry, he wanted to tell her "i love you"...

He picks up the phone, starting dialing her number....ringing never stops..he never stop dialing....

On the other side, she was sad, she couldn’t understand how come after all these years, he still doesnt understand her at all, she loves him a lot, but she just cant take it anymore....phone's ringing, she refuses to answer knowing that its him..."what's the point of talking now that its over...i have ask for it and now i wanna keep it this way, if not i will lose face.."she thought...still ringing...she have decided to pull out the cord...

Little did she remember, he have heart problems...

The next day, she received news that he had passed away...she rushed down to his apartment, saw his body, lying on the couch still holding on to the phone...he had a heart attack when he was still trying to get through her phone line....

As sad as she could be...she will have to clear his belongings...when she was looking thru the drawers, she saw this insurance policy, dated from the day they got married, with the beneficiary being her... And together in those file, there was this note...

"To my dearest wife, by the time you're reading this, I'm sure I'm no longer around, I bought this policy for you, though the amount is only $100k, I hope it will be able to help me continue my promise that i have made when we got married, I might not be around anymore, I want this amount of money to continue taking care of you, just like the way I will if I could have live longer. I want you to know I will always be around, by your side... I love you"

Piao!!

Piao